I was awoken this morning by GMTV issuing warnings more akin to a nuclear holocaust than a bit of semi frozen water,the said programme then cut to some dim reporter who said and i quote "i have never seen anything quite like it" oh for f*** sake you silly bitch, where have you lived for the past 35 yrs f***** Africa ??.
Next up was a man in a big coat and wellies stood in 2 inches of snow telling me on no account to leave the house unless its an absolute emergency.Well i only have 2 cigarettes left does this count ???
Ok im going now to see if i can fight my way up my lightly dusted garden path to my car and then risk life and limb travelling along the heavily gritted motorway to that arctic hell known around these parts as STOCKPORT.
Goodbye dw ers its been a blast .